In case you were wondering and need proof that it is 2015 and we are all, essentially, living in the future, you can now go on to your Amazon account and buy a 13-foot tall, 4.4 ton robotic suit that you climb inside of and operate, much like Sigourney Weaver did at the end of Aliens, or all the army guys do in that video game TitanFall.
Of course, the only thing stopping you from doing this is finding somewhere to put the thing… oh, and you’ll need a million dollars to buy it, too. Yes, that’s $1,000,000… before shipping.
Reasons not to buy it: it only reaches a max speed of 6 miles per hour (by comparison, the average human walking speed is a little over 3 miles per hour), it doesn’t actually come equipped with any rocket launchers or anything, plus… ye know… that price-tag.
But we don’t care about any of that stuff. All we know, once we finished watching the tutorial video, is that we wanted one.